OnlyTrees Short Sleeve T-shirt

We’re not a dating site, a tree service, or a forestry nonprofit. We’re the silent witness to every airborne soldier’s worst-case scenario: the sudden vertical stop.

For generations, we’ve been there—limbs tangled, pride shattered, helmet askew—offering nothing but awkward branches and the faint smell of pine sap. Whether it’s your first jump or your fiftieth, if your descent ends in foliage, congratulations: you’ve joined the elite ranks of the “Treeborne Infantry.”

At OnlyTrees, we salute your sacrifice… and the awkward radio call that followed.

Because sometimes, gravity isn’t the problem. Trees are. 🌲🪂

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia